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(At home, Apple and Onion sit up in their beds.)

Apple: What shall we do today, today?

Onion: What shall we do today?

Apple: What shall we do today, today?

Onion: What shall we do to-

(Suddenly, both of them gasp in surprise as a hot-air balloon catches their eye through a window.)

Both: Balloon ride!

(A phone number is printed out on the balloon.)

Onion: Phone number!

(He dials the number.)

Onion: Hello? What's the deal with the hot-air balloon and how do we go on one?

(Phone speaks to him)

Onion: Yes. Uh-huh. Mhm. 

(He declines the number.)

Onion: I've got new information.

Apple: Tell me it.

Onion: We can ride on a hot air balloon!

(Apple gasps.)

Onion: It's $100 each.

(Apple sighs.)

Onion: Which we have…

(Apple gasps.)

Onion: …not got.

(Apple sighs, sinks down onto the bed, and suddenly stands up.)

Onion: What?

Apple: I know where there's money.

(Onion looks inside the couch cushions. Apple appears from under the couch and coughs up five coins.)

Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…  

Onion: $1.53 and a… 

Apple: …clue! 

(He opens the folded piece of paper with the word "clue" written on it, only for the word "nothing" to be revealed when unfolded.)

Apple: Nothing. Haha, tricked. I forgot I did that.

Onion: What the heck was that, man?

Apple: One time I wrote "clue" on a piece of paper and then wrote "nothing" inside as a joke for you.

(Onion chuckles.)

Onion: Which leaves us with one problem.

(Both of their faces appear on either side of the screen.)

Apple and Onion: How do we make $200 minus $1.53 and a piece of paper that says "nothing" on it by the end of the day?

(Apple briefly disappears and reappears with a cheeky smile on his face.)

Apple and Onion: (voicover) Dun-da-da-na-na-na-na!

Onion: Let's just round it back up to $200, by the way.

(Later, Apple and Onion sit in front of a row of shops inside a cardboard box with "Place $200 In Here Please" written on it.)

Apple and Onion: Place $200 in here, please.

(Hoagie passes by.)

Apple and Onion: Place $200 in here, please.

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