[garbage truck pullup]
🎵 Wake up time 5:49 feeling fine, cause it's 5:49! 🎵
Onion: 5:49? Why are we up at 5:49?
Apple: Oh, because it had to rhyme with wake up time, for the song.
Onion: What's wrong with 8:49?
[Apple tests song quickly]
Apple: Yeah, true. We could've done 8:49...
Onion: UGGH AHH!
[cars and snoring]
Apple: UGH! [overlapping] I really got to stop putting this thing so loud!
Onion: True...what is it?
Apple: It's an invite, to Hotdog's party...tonight!!
Onion: But we never get invited to parties...
Apple: Well we did this time!
Hotdog: Hey, do you know how to uninvite people?
Burger: Maybe. Yeah, why?
Hotdog: I accidentally invited these two guys, Apple and Onion.
Burger: Here, let me see... I think there's a setting where you can just take them off the list. Hopefully they haven't seen it yet!
Onion: I printed out the invite so we know exactly where to go!
[down key is pressed]
Apple: Who else is going?
Onion: [gasps] French Fry!
Apple: Haha! You love French Fry don't you Onion!
Apple: But she's a girl!
Onion: I know but I just love her! It's not my fault!
Apple: Pfft! Haha! Why don't you ask her out at the party?
Onion: And then we can hang around together! Accept invitation!
Apple: That's weird.
Apple: It won't let me back in.
[computer sound] [computer sound] [computer sound] [computer sound] [computer sound] [computer sound]
Apple: Luckily we've printed out all the details.
Apple: Now let's go practice our dance moves.
[Apple and Onion practice their dancing on the sidewalk]
Apple: I think if we're really gonna get French Fry's attention at the party, we'll need to stand out more.
Onion: What do you propose?
[A jingle plays]
French fry: Hi apple and onion
Onion:[gasps] Hi french fry
Hamburger: Now where have I seen [gasps] I think there's a setting where you can take them off the list.
French fry:I´m so excited for-
Apple:For hotdog`s party. Yeah we are too. What?
Onion: I don´t think hambuger wanted french fry to mention
Apple: to mention what
Onion: hotdog´s party
Hambuger: No it not like that it´s just because this party it´s not going to be the type with ballons and stuff. You know what I mean.
Hamburger:this party is going to be more More Grown up.
Onion: We can´t go to this party
Apple: but what about asking french fry out
Onion: We act like little kids!
Apple:But so do I. Onion We´re going to grow up.
Onion:We´re glad we sold all our old clothes are´nt we apple.
Apple: Yeah cause we have money. Cash money. Now all we have to do is open up a bank account
Onion: Then do you think we will be grown up?
Apple : I just know if we do it we will
Onion: I think this plan will work
Apple: We´re already doing it baby
Both: Yes. Yes. Yes Yes. Yes. Yes.
Apple: This is´nt very grown up is it?
An elderly person: No
Apple: Ok grown ups.
Both:Grown ups. Grown ups. Grown ups. Grown ups. Grown ups! Grown ups ! Grown ups!
Apple: This is it.
A person: Hey
[They argue for bit]
Apple: That´s not a hold up. This is a hold up!
The bank teller: What did you say?
Apple: I said this is a hold up. Oh.
[They get sent to jail]
Apple: ugh jail.
Both:[They both scream]
Beige:Oh no. Don´t be scare
Beige: Uh this is my friend mittens. They didn´t let me bring him to jail, so I got him tattooed on me.
Miitten: Hello I´m mittens.
Apple: We´re apple and onion.
Mitten: Nice to meet you.
Beige: I´m sorry to ask but how did you two cute people go to jail?
Apple: We wanted to be grown up to ask french fry out.
Beige:French fry huh.So why can´t you go to the party.
Apple:We just don´t know how to be grown up.
Beige:Guys I´m going to tell you a story. There was once a guy who was a pushover. He wanted to be tough. Then he saw the toughest guys around. And you know what he did?
Beige: He copied them and no one pushed hum around again.
Apple: Was the guy you?\
Onion:And that´s why you scared us
Beige: Yeah. Sorry. SO if you want to grow up. Go to that party and start copying people.
Apple:Thanks beef jerky.
Beige: Call me beige baby.
Beige: Don´t forget to copy.
Beige: I´ll miss you
Burger: Hello sorry about early come on in.
Hot dog: French fry is a little late but she will be coming. She says your really funny.
Both: ¨She says your really funny.¨
Burger:Oh I see I get it now.
Both:¨Oh I see I get it now.¨
Burger:Hey that´s not how I- Is that how I sound?
Both:¨Hey that´s not how I- Is that how I sound?¨
[The three hyperventilate.]
Burger:I´m gonna go.
Apple:This doesn´t feel right
Onion:I love her apple
Apple: Ok you copy the people over there and I´ll copy the other people. By the time french fry comes we´ll be ready.
A person:Look I´m having a baby.
A person: Ooh the baby looks so cute.
Onion:Let me see it looks so OOh and that so OOh babies.
[The person blushes.]
Popcorn: Hello I´m ppppopcorn
Apple: The pppleaseures all mmmmine.
A girl with milkshake:Oh milkshake this view is so romantic.
Apple: Yeah look at this brick. It´s like all my dreams are coming true now.
A police man: Huh Beige where are the others.
Beige: leave me alone !
The police man: Hot dog´s party.
French fry: Wow hot dog I´m going to polish this off in 20 seconds.
Onion:Yeah French fry I´ll probably polish this off in 10 seconds.
French fry: Well I´m so hungry I could eat my plate then yours.
Onion:Yeah We´re so hungry we could eat our plate your plate and every one else´s. can´t we apple?
[they start eating everyone´s plate crazily]
Onion:I´m gonna do it.
Apple: Yes. Yes Onion.
Onion: French fry will you will you will you be my-
The police: Stop nobody move.
The police: Where apple and onion. Where´s the other one.
The police: You´re going back to jail.
French fry: Wait why were you in jail?
Apple: We tried to be grown up and we accidentally held up a bank. Then we copied people in order to be grown up.
French fry: Why didn´t you come as you are.
Apple: Because we act like kids.
French fry: So what that´s why we became friends in the first place. Don´t you remember?
Apple: I do.
Onion: As do I. We´re sorry we ruined the party how can we make it up to you.
[dun dun dun dun dun dun da.]
Both: Bye guys.
The police: Hey weren´t we suppose to arrest those guys.
Both:Dear beige Today we learned should just be ourselves and we think you should just be yourself because your a really nice guy. Your friends Apple and Onion.
[Beige puts the page on his tattoo]