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Apple: Friend called Onion?

Onion: What?

Apple: It's time to play...

Onion: The Start With the Word You Ended With Uses For Objects Game!

Apple: I think we should come up with a new name for it.

Onion: Why? What's wrong with “The Start With the Word You Ended With Uses For Objects Game”?

Apple: It's a bit confusing.

Apple: A flying disc!

What can you use it for?

A hat!

Onion: A plate!

Apple: A necklace!

Apple and Onion: And a floor!

What else? What else?

Nothing else!

Apple: Now we have to start with floor!

Onion: What can you do with this thing?

Apple: Cartwheel!

Onion: Handstand!

Use it as a ceiling!

Apple and Onion: What else? What else?

Nothing else!

Onion: So now we have to start with ceiling!

Apple: Tell me some uses, I implore!

Onion: A sky!

Apple: Hanging like a bat!

Onion: And a spider!

Apple and Onion: A floor! What else?

Apple: What else?

Onion: Wait, stop. We keep doing floor and ceiling.

Apple: Yeah, that's 'cause what else is there?

(They look around. All they see is a floor, a ceiling, and walls.)

Apple: What about walls?

Onion: Wait, Apple, we're in a box!

Apple: Why are we in a box?!

(They both wake up, safely in their own beds.)

Apple and Onion: AAH! Ha ha ha ha! I had a dream. And me too also as well. Ping!

And me too also as well. Ping!

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